Today I went outside to unlock the fence for the pool guy who was coming to fix our pump pressure gage. As I opened the door to go out, I noticed something slide into the house from the outside. I looked down to see this:

A baby sparrow. Now I just made fun of my daughter for being afraid of costumed characters, and I will now make fun of myself for being TERRIFIED of the baby bird that somehow crept into my house. It found it's way over to an alcove by our fireplace and was just sitting there chirping and trying to get out the window. I instantly ran through the house and closed every door just in case it tried to fly into one of the rooms. Then I barricaded my girls in the laundry room and went back with the broom to try and help it out. LUCKILY it was a baby bird and could not yet fly, or I would have had a heart attack, but it was dodging all of my attempts to scoot it out with the broom. It was totally squawking as I tried to scoot it out, and every time it got close to the broom my whole body was covered with goosebumps. It was all of a few ounces big and freaking me out!!!
I called my friend, whose last name, coincidentally, is Bird and asked her what to do. She said I could try and pick it up with work gloves (NEVER), put a bucket on it and slide cardboard underneath and carry it outside (ONLY AS A LAST CASE SCENARIO), or wait for her to finish lunch and come over and get it out. Which option did I choose?
So after locking myself in L's room with my girls we waited 20 minutes for my wonderful, helpful, kind, generous, and brave friend to come over and save us. She got the pool net and a little wooden spoon and helped the bird exit the premises. The little thing seemed to be fine and hopped along its way, but as I write this hours later, I think I'm still recovering.
Poetic justice. I guess that's what I get for making fun of my daughter's fear- the chance to face one of my own.